Homer Simpson : I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you! Carl : No we won't. We just want Homer! Homer Simpson : Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa! Grampa : I'm part of the mob! The government actually found someone we're looking for! Homer Simpson : Okay, son. You have only one chance to throw that bomb through the hole.
Homer Simpson : I don't blame you, son. I've never been that good of a father. Maybe it all starts with the way my father raised me. Yes, it's all clear to me. It's all just been one long, unbroken chain of Marge Simpson : Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! Marge Simpson : [to Lisa] Honey, that's great. But the very best thing is that he listens to you.
Because nothing means more than for a man to Marge Simpson : How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling? Lisa Simpson : What are you doing, Bart? Bart Simpson : Eh, just passing the time. Homer Simpson : Aw, my boy loves Alaska so much, he's applauding it. Lisa, why aren't you clapping? Lisa Simpson : But Dad!
Homer Simpson : [sternly] Clap for Alaska! Homer Simpson : [Homer is buried under an avalanche]. Bart Simpson : You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun. Homer Simpson : What kind of fun?
Bart Simpson : How bout a dare contest? Homer Simpson : That sounds fun. I dare you to Bart Simpson : [Bart climbs it easily] Piece of cake. Homer Simpson : [starts shaking the antennae] Earthquake!
Homer Simpson : [starts shaking the railing] Aftershock! Ned Flanders : Uh, Homer, I don't mean to be a nervis-pervis or anything, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-a-rino? Homer Simpson : Shut up, Flanders! Bart Simpson : Yeah, shut up, Flanders! Homer Simpson : Well said, boy. Homer Simpson : I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker! Especially you! Homer Simpson : Run! Homer Simpson : [the dogs jump over a cliff] Jump!
Homer Simpson : [the dogs land on the other side] Land! Homer Simpson : [still whipping the dogs as they take a breather] Rest!
Homer Simpson : [the dogs pull the sled again] Run! Homer Simpson : [Homer sets up camp and begins removing the dog muzzles] Okay, I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put that all behind us and Not my whipping arm! Homer Simpson : [the dogs leave Homer stranded] Why does everything I whip leave me? Bart Simpson : [blushing] Did you at least bring my clothes? Homer Simpson : Shirt, socks, everything you need. Bart Simpson : [covering up privates] You didn't bring my pants!
Bart Simpson : [face is completely red, sobs] Oh, this is the worst day of my life. Homer Simpson : The worst day of your life so far. Homer Simpson : Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married to someone who's recklessly impulsive? Marge Simpson : Actually, it's aged me horribly. Russ Cargill : [levels a shotgun at Homer and Bart]. Russ Cargill : Hello, Homer. Homer Simpson : So, we meet at last, whoever you are.
Russ Cargill : There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School, one is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun, I'm going to do both right now. Bart Simpson : Wait!
But if you kill my dad, you'll never know where the treasure is buried! Russ Cargill : What treasure? Bart Simpson : Uhm, the treasure of Ima Wiener. Russ Cargill : I'm a wiener? Homer Simpson : Classic! Russ Cargill : Well, always leave them laughing. Goodbye, sir. Homer Simpson : Maggie! What a great little accident you turned out to be! Homer Simpson : Listen to me! All of you! We are staying!
We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again! Ned Flanders : The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something Homer Simpson : [whispering hopefully, with his fingers crossed] Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Billie Joe Armstrong : Alright, well thanks a lot for coming.
We've been playing for three and a half hours, now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment. They start throwing things at Green Day]. Barney Gumble : Preachy! Billie Joe Armstrong : We're not being preachy! Tre Cool : But the pollution in your lake - it's dissolving our barge!
Lisa is standing next to him]. Lisa Simpson : I thought they touched on a vital issue. Moe : I beg to differ. Tre Cool : Oh. Mike Dirnt : Gentlemen, it's been an honour playing with you tonight.
Lisa looks on woefully]. Homer Simpson : [screams]. Bart Simpson : Howdily-doodily! Homer Simpson : Why you little! Homer Simpson : I'll strangle-angle you! Toll Booth Man : Welcome to Alaska. Here's a thousand dollars. Homer Simpson : Well, it's about time! But why? Toll Booth Man : We pay every resident a thousand dollars to allow the oil companies to ravage our state's natural beauty. Homer Simpson : [hugs toll booth man] I'm home! If you push that, daddy will die.
Pig : [looks at Homer and pushes plank] Oink. Homer Simpson : That could be anybody's Pig Crap silo. Homer Simpson : A lot of people worked hard on this film, and all they ask is for you to memorize their names. Homer Simpson : So, who wants waffles?
Marge Simpson : What about Grampa? Bart Simpson : I want syrup! Lisa Simpson : I want strawberries! Marge Simpson : Shouldn't we be concerned about what happened in church? Homer Simpson : I'll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment, but that's okay, because we love him anyway, and we got a free rug out of it. Marge Simpson : What's the point of going to church every Sunday if when someone we love has a genuine religious experience we ignore it?
Right, Grampa? Grampa : I want bananas on my waffles. Homer Simpson : I rest my case. Homer Simpson : All right, boy. Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger Bart Simpson : How naked? Homer Simpson : Fourth base.
Bart Simpson : But girls might see my doodle. Homer Simpson : Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare you "chicken for life". Every morning you'll wake up to "Good morning chicken! Homer Simpson : [clucks the wedding march] Buck-buck-bu-buck!
Russ Cargill : Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you! Homer Simpson : I'll let you hold the bomb Fiona Apple.
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